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If the other espada found Grimmjow’s dream journal…

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As requested by anon. :)


So….I feel like this request must be based off some list I wrote previously, but if so, I have no idea which one. So yeah. I got nothing. Anyway, we’re just going to go with it! Grimmjow keeps a dream diary. A diary, of his dreams. And the other espada have found it. What happens next?


Starrk: Not even one dream about frogs wearing tuxedos.


Starrk: Am I just weird, then? 


Szayel: I can’t help but notice the lack of sex dreams.


Szayel: …and the wealth of “wrestling shirtless” dreams.


Barragan: Hollows are supposed to dream about consuming their enemies. 


Barragan: Not about stupid things. Like being bad at ballet.


Nel: Grimmjow also has plenty dreams about eating his enemies!


Nel: He clearly likes eating, just like Nel!


Barragan: Yeah but the ballet thing kinda negates them.


Nnoitra: Can’t believe the guy dreams about things other than fighting.


Nnoitra: An espada? With something other than fighting in his head?


Nnoitra: He should be fucking ashamed!


Halibel: He has other things in his head for sure.


Halibel: Like guilt, judging from the number of dreams about his dead fracciones.


Halibel: Clearly he doesn’t understand sacrifice. 


Luppi: I just can’t believe Grimmjow keeps a stupid dream journal!


Luppi: What is he, some teenage human girl?!


Zommari: Actually keeping a dream diary is excellent for one’s mental and spiritual health.


Zommari:
 So clearly somebody is making Grimmjow do it. 


Yammy: Probably Aizen. Guys’s a major dick.


Aaroniero: Dunno. These are some really detailed entries.


Aaroniero: I think Grimmjow likes it.


Ulquiorra: According to the woman, humans who are anxious dream that they are late to their human classes, and that they are not wearing any clothing when they arrive.


Ulquiorra: Grimmjow has a recurring dream that he shows up on time to our staff meeting, wearing a snowsuit.


Ulquiorra: …


Ulquiorra: I am not sure what to make of that, but I am fairly certain it means that Grimmjow is weird.

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